Scare Tactics: TOILET

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i love when he answers: Yeah.

Best Book Ever

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if you're like me and didn't get everything you wanted...

Jessica Simpon sideboob/Momma Simpson neckmole

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life just doesn't get any better than my two favorite things...

Dunkin Donuts Man: RIP

he's off to make the little donuts in the sky....(tear)...

Bush is Drinking Again

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i actually didnt even notice a difference...poor bushy...

submitted by: Exodus

What an Ass

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so THAT'S what that would sound like...

'PASS THAT CHRONIC WHAT? les of NARNIA' T-SHIRT

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wow...already a tshirt out about it...

Harry Potter teh Gay?

Snowmobile Crashes Twice

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when it's not your day...it's not your day...

SNL: Chronicles of Narnia Rap (Lazy Sunday)

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best SNL bit of the year...easily...watch it at least 3 times to fully appreciate it...then watch it 30 more...trudat, DOUBLE TRUE-

Ali G at Cannes Porn Festival

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this is an oldie, but a classic...

This just proves it'll never happen

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i think this should end any current arguments on the matter...

Unreal Sale Price

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probably the best sale you'll find this christmas...just check out that sale price!!!

Best Buy’s Biggest Security Flaws

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interesting read

Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
A: You just KNOW she'll swallow.

Chappelle Show Season 3 Trailer

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it's about time...and i hope it's as good as it looks...

Awesomest Kid Ever

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honestly, i thought his was justin timberlake for at least 3 minutes...

Christmas Light Show Part 3

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think you'd choose another song by now...

Most Amazing Story Ever

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so i wonder if they hooked up or not...

Goddamn machine ate my dollar.

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the most entertaining 15 seconds you'll have in a while...unless you're sexually active...

Dropped Baby Catch

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somebody better tell that guy it's not like catching a foul ball...ya gotta give the kid back sir...

Rachel McAdams is slipping

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knock knock.
who's there?
a slightly hairy nipple.

Awesome Weight-lifting Video

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well...it probably would've been...what are the noises this kid makes???

Man 'died 32 times in 20 minutes'

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some people just won't take a hint...

The Da Vinci Code

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and the new movie trailer is finally out...i'm sure no one will go watch it...

The Next Jordan

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this is a pretty interesting article...

Crazy Motorcyle Crash

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wowsa

Dorm Wake-up Scare

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why are his reactions backwards?...anger first, scream last?

King of Holiday Inflatables

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and you thought your neighbor was a fag...

Steve Nash kickin it

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i can do that...

Worlds Worst Rap Battle

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i'm not saying i can freestyle...but i've been known to check out the beat while the dj revolves it...

The Lifeguard

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gotta love Jamie Kennedy...

submitted by: Shane Gaskill, Lancaster, OH

X-MEN 3 Announcement Teaser

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not surprisingly...my candy-ass computer could only play the 'small' version...

Failed Stage Dive

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well, no wonder...she did more of a cannonball than a dive...i wouldn't catch that barking bitch neither...

Full House Photographs

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i guess he really liked the show...or he really likes boys...ok, probably both...

Amazon.com: The Fist Shaped Dildo

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i love the couple that utilizes the "Add to Wedding Registry" button...

Peter Griffin: You Can't Touch Me

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more Family Guy...doesn't disappoint...

Dane Cook on Conan

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learn. to. love. him.

Jennifer Aniston Topless

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enjoy them until they get removed...

Tour de Imagination

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a literal interpretation of cycling announcers...better if watched twice...

Kid bongs a fifth of the Cap'n

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woooow...that's unbelievable...i wish there was another vid that followed that kid around for the next 20 minutes...and why does it look like that kid's mom is in the background drinking tea or something....

submitted by: Jim Kovach Las Vegas, NV

Horn Blaster

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WOW...who else just moved this to the #1 slot on their cmas list?!?!

Treadmill Bike

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Survey says?!!?: retarded

Bowling is hard

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i think i saw that on looney tunes once...

Bad MOFO - "Meer complete mp3 albums"

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if you can make your way past the foreign language...this site has a ton of free and full mp3 albums you can d/l...enjoy...

The House plays another song

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another song from that crazy christmas light house...

George Best goooooal

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in honor of the late great...plus, this clip is paired with a bitchin 80s mix...

Man Given Jaywalking Ticket After Being Hit By Car

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and then everyone spit on him...

Funny Hats From The Prank Place

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not only will you not be the life of the party...you will be castrated.

Man Died Having Sex With Horse

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grossest thing i've ever heard...today at least...

Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes.

18 Tricks to Teach Your Body

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19. Punching babies makes them cry.

Xbox vs. Xbox 360: Do You Really Need HD?

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pretty good screenshot comparisons...

Family Guy: The Price is Right

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the price is wroooong...bitch.