Bumper Cars

VIDEO
wise man say: "When car sliding at only 5mph, you no need to dive out...you stupid cunt."

Car Kissing

VIDEO
what happens when you lean out of a moving vehicle to smack a biker on the ass?

Ringing His Bell

VIDEO
i know he's just ringin a bell...but my dear god...he does it so fast...(mini throw-up)

Bulls-eye

PIC
my mom would've definitely said,"I told you so........you little bitch."

I'd Give Anything...

VIDEO
awesome Red Sox bit...

Wake-up Prank

VIDEO
executed to perfection...

Man peed way out of avalanche

LINK
this is the ultimate "Don't eat the yellow snow."

Long & Foster Realtor Profile

LINK
well...we can be pretty sure that her parents are burning in hell...

220?

VIDEO
i can't believe how fast he accelerates once he hits 50...

Banned Superbowl Commercial

VIDEO
not sure why this would be banned, or if it really is...

Pink Panther

PIC
sometimes...there just isn't anything you can say...

Before Backwards

VIDEO
this movie was shot entirely backwards...pretty cool, mostly weird

Rubberband Gun

VIDEO
remember those old wooden rubberband guns...

Hello? Fuck!

VIDEO
there really was nothing else to call it...sorry...

Awful Weatherman

VIDEO
painful to watch...even more painful knowing i went to school there...

Don't Turn Around

PIC
pure butter baby...

Band Name Origins

LINK
ever wonder how a band got its name?..me neither...still cool though...

New Britney Spears Video

VIDEO
even though she tries to make me not like her, she always wipes the slate clean when a new video comes out...

Free Movielink Movie

LINK
get a free legal movie download...i guess i'll have to make a new folder for 'legal downloads'...

eBay item 7130304878

LINK
some shameless self-promotion...someone surely wants it...

Nice Friends Portrait

PIC
it took me nearly 10 seconds to figure out why this was supposed to be funny...

Nice Friends Portrait

PIC
hahaha...this one took me a lot longer, but was well worth it...

CNN.com - Woman gives birth to giant baby

NEWS
Excerpt from a Brazilian delivery room:
Mother: Dear, is it ok if we never have sex again?
Father: Honey, after what I've seen here today......I'm good.

Dance Team

PIC
i LOVE the two kids in the bleachers...classic...

Alcohol may help mind stay sharp

NEWS
turns out i will be the smartest man alive by 2055...

Celebrity Swearing

FLASH
famous people sharing their favorite swear words...

Teri Polo Playboy Pics

PICS
the girl from Meet the Parents...I guess I'd Focker...

Tsunami Aftermath

PIC
unreal...imagine being the guy who has to clean that mess up...

Jenna Jameson in Feb05 Maxim

PICS
still smokin...

Cool Animation

FLASH
make sure you change the speed to x16...

Bare Midriff

PIC
i love when girls let you see their tummy..

Makeout Time

VIDEO
thankfully we don't find out that blondie is hideous till the very end...

California Boulder

NEWS
and in other news...Indiana Jones has finally been crushed.

Baby Jordan

VIDEO
an oldie but a goodie...i guess it doesn't matter that he shoots like a fag...

Llama Song

FLASH
can't...stop...watching...

Concentration Test for Men

GAME
if you get it right the first time then you're just a loser...

Top 50 DVDs of All Time

LINK
turns out there isn't any porn in this list...

Insane Plane

LINK
It will have shops, gyms, a casino – and even a McDonald’s.

LA Autoshow Pics

LINK
this is like a Pimp My Already Pimped Ride...

NINJA Duster

LINK
my very own Ninja In A Can? SOLD.

Um. Yeah.

PIC
but...

Whale vs. Kayak

VIDEO
always bet on the whale...

New Tsunami Vid

VIDEO
why isn't anyone scared of that tree?

Dick Vitale Attacked By Gator

VIDEO (7.1mb)
what's worse is that he doesn't even seem to mind it...

Randy Moss "Moons" Greenbay

VIDEO (1.4mb)
personally, i thought his fro deserved more attention...

Yahoo! News - Doctors astounded: drunken man...

LINK
that's funny...i dont remember being in bulgaria...

Paris sex video No 2

LINK
if this is true...you'll know where to find it once it comes out...

How to Argue With Females

LINK
amazing how far out, yet extremely accurate this article really is...

Anna Kournikova cleans the sand out...

LINK
yellow is my new favorite color...

Jessica Alba in a white bikini

LINK
white is my favorite color...

Invisibles Quiz

LINK
they erase the people from movie stills...you guess the movie

Dirty Picture

PIC
oooooohhhh....this picture seemed a little dirty at first...

Amazon.com: Health & Personal Care:

LINK
goes to show that you can get anything on amazon.com

French Jumping Dudes

VIDEO
these are big vids, but are so unbelievable...how do their knees not explode?

ebay: KILLER Future Shop GIft Cards!!!

LINK
well...this is one way to promote your ebay item...

Kirsten Dunst's Top Falls Off

PICS
i'm sure these will become the topic of discussion shortly...

Full Ashlee Performance (Real Player)

VIDEO
the full Ashlee Simpson performance...

Ashlee Simpson Booed (same video)

VIDEO
another link of the same video since the other was so slow...

The Puppet Method

LINK
trust me, the only action you'll get will be your hand up that puppet's ass...

Ashlee Simpson Booed

VIDEO
i think it may be time for her to take a hint...

Wedding Crashers

TRAILER
why do i know i'm going to be disappointed when i find out it's rated PG-13...

LINK
New Jenny McCarthy playboy shots

VIDEO
Cole Marcus - The Amazing 4 Year Old Drummer

VIDEO
Tsunami Videos
unreal

LINK
Good Plastic Surgery: Where Did They Go?
oh no...