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Long & Foster Realtor Profile

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WOW!!...looks like i just found me next realtor...and future godmother to all of my children...

The F U Cheeto

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some people see holy sightings in their food...other people...aren't so lucky...or are they...

Butthole Bear

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what better gift for the child in your life this holiday season...

What is Love - Sung

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hey, it's that weird guy again...who only learns a little bit of the lyrics...

Family Guy: Peter gets his physical results

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just in case you missed the Family Guy last night...here's some funny.

Exploding Ketchup

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this information can only be used for evil.

Crazy Pool Tricks

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even better than the shots, is that dork's reactions when he finally does make one...

Church Pastor Punched In The Face

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turn the other cheek i guess...

Double whammy

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pow, right in the kissa...let's all make a post thanksgiving day shout-out to funny videos...

Car flips, then flips, then flips....then flips...

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if i were the driver i would've quickly hopped out, thrown my hands in the air and screamed, 'Ta-da!'...and then probably have been pelted with stones by the on-lookers...

My Pat Morita tribute.

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I know i'm gonna pick up the karate kid series now...sans the hilary swank version, obviously...

Reporter gets attacked by snowballs during a live report

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kids + snowballs = a nonsuccessful live report

Top 10 Lay-ups Of Michael Jordan

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this is a video you can file away in your internet porn folder...

Big Party

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unfortunately, the biggest boob in the pic is right in the middle...

Kangaroo Porn-star

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this is reason #2 why kangaroos are AWESOME...#1?...not the pouch, like you might be thinking...but Kangaroo Jack, starring Jerry O'Connell and Anthony Anderson.

Asian Magician

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Asians?!?! Magicians?!?! COUNT ME IN!!!

Super Cop

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there's only one man i know who could really have pulled that off...you guessed it...Vinny Del Negro.

Binge-drinking women may lose right to claim rape.

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and in other news...10 million women just raped.

Serious Christmas Lights Display

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wonder how long this took...

Fly Plane

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someone please do this and send me the video...

Britney Spears Now A Mommy

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call me crazy...but...

Grand Canyon Skywalk

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umm...never going to the grand canyone ever...

YOU CAN DUIT!!!

just in case you lost the instructional video...

Florida Man Arrested For Confining Child In Freezer

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note to self: this is still illegal.

Top Prostitutes in Orlando Part 2

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guess what city i always go to for the best women money can buy?...i dunno...i can't come up with anything...not orlando...i should've gone with something about Whorelando...

Um. Yeah.

Random Chuck Norris Facts

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these are just about as good as the vin diesel ones...

SCROTAL SAFETY COMMISSION

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i have a small hunch that this was not written by doctor...

Fake Pregnancy Tests

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well...how about a pregnancy test that's guaranteed to come out positive?...and just like that...the NBA picks up a new official pregnancy test...

Family Guy with Osama

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there's really no need to comment...just watch the funny video and laugh a few times if you want...i could care less...really...

What does your phone number spell?

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i would love to tell you that my phone number is hilarious and/or completely awesome...however, when it's full of zeros...well...you stay with the zeros....phonespell sucks.

I PUT A BABY IN YOU by Robby Roadsteamer

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and just like that...the NBA picks up a new theme song...

Vince Vaughn: I'm not fat, I'm fluffy!

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yes, there is something creepy about vince's face on a cat...almost as creepy as the hairs that uncontrollably seep out of nose...

David Copperfield vs The Laser

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here's magician david copperfield doing what he's known for...being weird...

Aqua Car

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$250k?...no prob...who needs a house anyways...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine.

Family Guy: "o" in "country"

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honestly, if you're not watching the family guy.... .... ...then watch it.

Have a good weekend...this kid is...

That Motocyle Chick meets Photoshop

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some people have too much time on their hands...thank the lord for them.

Kicked him where?

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annnd...the winner, for commercial of the year...

29 no-nos for gamers over age 30

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this video game article seems to be right on the money...omgwtfbbq

300 Cats To Attend Dog's Memorial Service

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interestingly enough...the article doesn't seem to mention how many smelly old ladies will be in attendance either...

Random Vin Diesel Fact: Top Thirty Facts

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"Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill." haha...i don't know why, but this page is hilarious...

Tony singing

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don't you think you're going to put a video on the internet of yourself singing a song....that you might want to learn at least a couple of the lyrics?

will the real Jessica Simpson please step forward...

Amazing FG Attempt

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this football field-goal attempt is awesome...

if the link doesn't work try http://www.jjhuddle.com/playerfilm/ and pick the Cancila__Kick___WMV.wmv file...

There's something about Jake

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wow...that's some creepy stuff...there are like identical twins...although, i wonder which one has the set of balls...

French Urban Climber

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this guy is friggin crazy...i'd think you'd be scared trying to climb a big office building like that...but he just eats up the attention...oh he's french...i see...so he's crazy...makes sense now....

Einstein the Bird

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i don't like watching videos of animals that are smarter than i am.

Iverson steps on landmine.

Amazing NFL Play

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what makes this play even more enjoyable is the fact that this only tied the game...which we all know the outcome of anyways...

Pac-man is After Me

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and here comes all the highlights from this year's halloween.

Greatest. Costumes. Ever. I said EVER!!!

i read that these guys are starring as Mini-Me's in Napolean Dynamite: The Nerd Who Shagged Me...wow...that was really lame...if you just read that and are angry, please kill yourself and then me...

The worst job in the world.

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what starts out as one of the most boring/stupid things i've seen in awhile...turns out to be internet gold...this, my friends...is an instant classic.

just an fyi...apparently there is two ways for a man to squeeze a drop...but only just as long as your hat always faces toilet-south...

Rejected Crayons

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hmmm...thought for sure i'd see: black black

Blue Ball Machine

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this website should only be viewed for more than 5 seconds if you truly have no friends...the end.

I think that's why he's called The Panty Thief

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"He raided the dressers of five girls, stealing more than 70 pairs of underwear in each raid."

Third Scariest Movie. Ever.

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finally, the trilogy is complete....now i can sleep at night.

Two NFL Cheerleaders Arrested

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"Witnesses say Angela Keathley and Renee Thomas were engaged in some type of sexual activity inside a bathroom stall at Banana Joe's around 2:20 am Sunday. Another woman waiting to use the bathroom got into an argument with the pair."

othewise knows as the greatest cheerleaders EVER.

Police Raid Funeral Home

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"As police led the suspects out, a crowd that had gathered chanted the refrain from the TV show 'Cops': 'Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?' A huge cheer erupted when a bus took the suspects away, Sira said."

Hoops Team Loses 112-2

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in other news...10 high school boys have just killed themselves...

Paris Hilton doesn't change facial expressions

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almost hypnotic...however, this would've been better in night-vision...

Truth vs. Non-Truth

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Ali-G's new nba commercials on tnt...good stuff...

Cruise liner fends off pirate attack

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and yes, this article was written in 2005 by CNN...not in 1700 by the swiss family robinson...

You might be pissed when...

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who knows...maybe the bastard deserved it...

omg, thatz teh ghey

Umm...

Man Kills 'Girlfriend' After Finding Out She Is 11

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normally i'd say play ball if there's grass on the field...but this had to be more like hockey...

The First Xbox 360 Tv Ad

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wow...that game looks awesome...can't wait to get it...

Howard Dean Speaks

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umm...actually Howard...i really don't think that's what it's called...

The Water Bed

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there's just some things you could never get away with in america...

New Toyota Commercial

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wow, i'm impressed...they found a sense of humor...

Bobby Brown and Mike Tyson sing on Jimmy Kimmel

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i forgot how awesome of a dancer mike tyson was...just all-around talented...

Mitch Hedberg Letterman Stand up

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seriously one of the funniest guys ever...

Top 10 Bobby Knight Sounds Bites

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i think he should seriously write a book of poetry...

Hard Guy Tees

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literally the most expensive t-shirt in the world...bitch.

oh really...ok...now let's all just hope that Jesus loves butter-faces in return...

Is that a Skirt or a Belt?

Mariah is Happy to See Us...and Vice Versa...

turns out i'm a big mariah fan...who knew...

Olympic Discus

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high score of 52.24...let me know if you beat it...doubtful though...

Truth Detector, Voice Stress Analyzer

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someone get one and tell me if it works...

Stallone resurrecting Rocky, then Rambo

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and then Over the Top: Reloaded???!?!?!!?!? PLEASE!!!!111

WWTDD.com: Kelly Brook

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why not...

Bob MFn Ross

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is that really him?

Fire Fart - Google Video

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um. yeah.

Florida Shocks Georgia

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turns out that Yahoo and the AP apparently don't know what the shocker is...

Toilet Snorkel

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umm...if this is really your last option...you might as well just drown yourself...