An executive was stessed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had
narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would
be a hard decision to make, since they were both equally qualified and
both excellent workers.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water
cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all
night.

She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins
and the executive approached her and said,

"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."